Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
North Korea, Best Korea!
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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