Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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