yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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