I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
My vagina is officially offended.
Two words: blizzard sex
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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