Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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