but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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