his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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