we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
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