Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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