Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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