Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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