But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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