I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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