you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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