the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Randomize
