Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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