i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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