you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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