oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Farmville is her only friend.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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