Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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