we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Randomize
