from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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