you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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