weddingsv make me drug and hornr
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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