bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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