let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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