He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
i think we sleep fucked last night...
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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