Nicole vs. Life
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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