Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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