Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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