Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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