I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Houston, we have a blender
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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