better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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