The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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