I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
