people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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