have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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