Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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