She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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