Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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