it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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