Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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