So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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