Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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