Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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