Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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