god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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