its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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