I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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