My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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