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You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
