the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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